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We are a husband/wife team who started a couple years ago selling only at fairs, farmers markets, events, etc. in our area (think 2 hour drive radius of Minneapolis, MN). We want to expand and start working with influencers this year (like through www.thesocialcat.com sort of thing).
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Osprey Management	Seasonal Groundskeeper	Pine City
One Way Wireless Construction Inc	Minnesota Tower Foreman	Shakopee
One Way Wireless Construction Inc	Experienced Welder for Tower Modification	Shakopee
Woodhill Country Club	Irrigation/Spray Technician	Wayzata
Dunham's Sports	Key Team Leader	Albert Lea
Legacy Recruiting LLC	Class A CDL Truck Drivers Needed	Albert Lea
Eddie Bauer	Part Time Sales Associate - US	Albertville
Menards	Part-Time Sales	Alexandria
Central Network Retail Group, LLC	Frattallone's Hardware & Garden Center - Garden Center Associate	Andover
Presbyterian Homes & Services	Driver	Andover
Advanced Correctional Healthcare	Registered Nurse Site Manager RN	Anoka
Riverplace Counseling Center	Substance Use Disorder Technician (CD Tech)	Anoka
Wings Financial Credit Union	Senior Accountant	Apple Valley
Nystrom & Associates Ltd	Psychometrist	Apple Valley
Associated Clinic of Psychology	Mental Health Therapist - School Based	Apple Valley
Trafera LLC	Material Handler - Production	Arden Hills
Dunham's Sports	Team Manager	Baxter
Northern Psychiatric Associates	Psychiatrist	Baxter
Andersen Corporation	Supply Chain Manager 3	Bayport
Acme Tools	Retail Sales Associate - Daytime Hours; Sundays/Holidays Off!	Bemidji
Dunham's Sports	General Manager	Bemidji
Meadow Lane Rehabilitation and Healthcare center	Care Assistant	Benson
Nystrom Residential Treatment, LLC	Chemical Dependency Technician - Overnight	Big Lake
Dungarvin	Mental Health Program Director	Big Lake
NovaCare Rehabilitation	PRN Occupational Therapist Float- Blaine, MN	Blaine

Hey guys, here are some recent job openings in mn. Feel free to comment here or send me a private message if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!

Hi! I'm a 3rd year college student and has a work (wfh) from 2pm to 12 mn. I'm in a pre med course and I already failed my 2 major subjects last semester because I think one of the factor nagpa fail sa akin is I wasn't able to properly manage my time and nagkulang din ako sa pag study. The thing is when I make to do list, hindi talaga sya nag wwork because minsan may naiinsert na errand or gala huhu. So can you please help me or share your techniques how do you manage your time na nakakagala pa kayo and at the same time you can focus with your work and studies?
I have 4 subjects this semester, 2 minors and 2 majors. I only have one day off which is tuesday. From house to School it will take 1 hour yung travel. I can't also dorm or rent kasi di ako pinapayagan. I'm planning to buy a laptop so I can bring my work with me incase schedule is conflict.
Thank you in advance!

Basics

This is for a novel I am writing. I have no idea how to write a battle scene, well I do kind of. I just always play D&D with my husband to do the battle and write from there. So everything in this game will be my intellectual property for my novel. But to thank everyone, you will all be listed in the credits at the back of the book. I'll reach out to you on discord at that time to get the name you want to be thanked under. This also could make way for more games in the future. I am halfway through book one and decided the prologue's will all show the evil Gods backstory, the moment that will happen in this war, where my Villain ie my PC will slaughter a whole bunch of powerful Gods, then be told how powerful of a warrior he is by one of the level 9 Gods, a God he has looked up to all his life, is the setting point for what makes him who he is now. So just be warned, that scene will come. You are free to play your characters as they see fit, the only thing I ask is you look up different native american names or words to name your characters. That is the general language I am using to name these Gods. I'm writing the first prologue of seven prologues for my seven book epic high fantasy novel where the evil chaotic God, Asgahni (cherokee for evil according to https://www.cherokeedictionary.net/). The naming conventions and the words sound so regal to me, and what I imagine for Gods. Also, since so many American place names come from Indigenous words, I feel they're easier to pronounce.
Lots of homebrew radiant powered weapons will be homebrewed into your inventory, so you'll need to be able to add yourself to my campaign on D&D Beyond. We will be playing on Roll20 and talking on Discord during the game and talking on Discord prior to the game. I'm looking for experienced players (played in a minimum of five battle heavy games before, preferably have been playing regular for a year or more). This is not a 20 person party, this is twenty characters split between two teams and fighting against each other, I will be playing my character [level 6] whose back story it is, plus I will be adding a really high powered player on his team for the story. If anyone backed It's Tough to be a God on kickstarter, those are the rules we will be using to build these characters off of. Since I'm assuming most people do not have the book, I will be editing a lot of your pages to power you up to God level.

Recording

The entire session will be recorded so I can write the prologue later, this recording will go nowhere beyond me! So if you are not comfortable being recorded, do not apply. But just keep in mind, I will be the only one who ever hears this recording. Players my ask for it if they want, they will only be given it if every player decides they are comfortable with that. Screen recording of the roll20 screen will be taking place as well as voice recording.

Races

• Aarakocra
• Bugbear
• Centaur
• Changeling
• Dwarf (hill, mountain, and duergar)
• Elf (high, wood, eladrin, pallid, dark/drow, sea, shar-kai)
• Firbolg
• Genasi (air, earth,wind, fire, honestly if you have a homebrewed version of this you'd like to use, just show it to me cause I'd be down to get some more versions of this in my game)
• Gnome (rock, forest, deep)
• Goblin
• Goliath
• Hal-elf (regular, drow, aquatic, high, wood)
• Half-orc
• Halfling (lightfoot, stout, ghostwise)
• hobgoblin
• human
• kenku
• Kobold (but like we'll be fighting in the sun, so probably a bad choice if you want to actually play and not be blinded)
• lineages (hexblood only one allowed for this game)
• Lizardfolk
• Minotaur
• Orc
• Satyr
• Shifter
• Tabaxi
• Tiefling (normal, variant feral, variant)(I also have a homebrew half tiefling I made as a subclass for barbarian for one of my players if you want to add that to any other race also, you can stylize the character exactly as you see fit, horns, tail, cloven feet, whatever you want as long as it looks badass)
• Tortle
• Triton
• Yuan-ti

But! If you have something you really want to be (besides warforged) bring it up to me and we'll discuss. This is just all I own that I'm willing to have be in this game.

Classes

The only non normal one I have is Blood Hunter, which I'll definitely allow, I've never seen it in action, I only ask that if you choose it (since we're at level 20) that you either find some time to familiarize yourself with it or that you have played it before for more than three sessions. If you have another class I've never heard of and want to play, just bring it up to me and we'll discuss it.

Abilities

No need to roll abilities, they all start off at certain levels depending on the book, but there is some room for play. At least three stats will be set at a certain point depending on the book, and then you'll discuss how you want to roll play to set the other three somewhere between 14&22.

God Levels

There are levels one through ten. I'm looking for a mix of levels 6 through eight, with one or two level nines. These will influence your stats and powers. But in a war, not everyone is evenly matched. Since I know everyone is going to probably want to play the higher characters, it will be on a first come first serve basis. But hey, even if you don't get to play as a higher level God, you're still playing in a war amongst Gods, as a God. That doesn't come along very often.

Backgrounds

You're all going to have the same background- that you were raised as a God amongst massive wealth, everyone will roll a d20 though to decide how many worshipers they have in this world. All of you were raised in a world where throughout childhood you were taught many different things Gods need to know, like how to create humanoids, and how to create landscapes like mountains and seas.

What are you a God of?

That's up to you! Everything except for war is on the table. But, also, first come first serve.

The World

Welcome to Eria Asomia. It is the oldest planet in the Casideous Nebule. It is filled with every type of feature included in earth as well as most fantasy things. It's beautiful. The climate is based off of earths climate. I'm almost done with the map (my book is set on the planet a family of Gods-my character I'm playing- fled to to escape the war and its aftermath as my characters older brother started the war to overthrow his father as the extreme God, then everyone picked sides). This is a high technology world. Think like the ideas of technology in the Jetsons but with a modern polish on it. Great big gleaming metallic airships in every color. The whole entire world is a communist society enforced by the Gods. The people have never known different, so they are happy how it is. These people are like extremely, weirdly, happy. And the Gods are now letting them be slaughtered as battle springs up all around their homes. So the humanoids are at shock over everything going on. One or two might run into the battle field, what you do with that is up to you. There will be no judgement for any evil or good actions, this is war!

Dying

If you die, before the break at two hours, you can rebuild your character and during break I can populate it with the right stats and magic items and you can rejoin. If we end up going into a second session, and you died during the second half of the first session, you can make a new character and I can do the same thing. I want everyone to be able to enjoy this as I will, despite the fact that I will be taking detailed notes.

Blood & Gore

Topics that this game will include:

• blood
• broken bones
• gore and guts
• possession
• natural disasters
• war

Topics this game will not include:

• sex of any kind
• romance of any kind
• rape/sexual assault
• suicide
• mental illness (other than sociopathy, that's on the table)
• homophobia (in this world there are all types of genders, and men, women, non-binary, gender fluid, etc. can all give birth, from any type of gender)
• prostitution, slavery, trafficking,
• genocide
• xenophobia, racism

To Apply

Fill out this APPLICATION and message me on discord at KieraJacque#7621 with the completed application. Talk to you all soon!

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I started working bedside as a new grad RN Jan 2023 & while I’m making more than I was before nursing, I’m not making as much as I would like. I feel like after taxes & bills I’m not left with very much “fun” or spending money and I am hoping for an extra line of income.
Background: I’m an new grad with 4 months on MedSurg, I have my BSN & I live in MN. My current position is .75FTE or 60hours/2 weeks. I already work nights so I have that differential. My monthly take home base pay after taxes/ins/401k is around $2,500. After paying back my student loans, bills & necessities each month there’s not much left for me to save or spend on things that actually make me happy.
I pick up in my current position a lot, probably 12-24 hours per week but I don’t think it’s sustainable. I already feel like I’m burning out from being there too much & always working with the same people.

*Hi MM!
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Prices include shipping & PP fees to CONUS (via USPS) – Not shipping international at the moment, sorry! Many items are priced at my cost or below.
Not FCFS but priority given to bundles > local (SoCal - Orange County (92708)) > those willing to do asking price > others
Bundling will let me give you better discounts on the items & everything can be OBO - no lowball offers please! Always willing to negotiate prices but most prices are pretty firm given that they're at or below cost.

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Deskmats 

Name	Quantity	Price	Status	Notes
TinyMakesThings – Winter Bunny Deskmat	1	$35 shipped	Available	Brand new – Big Bunny
GMK Dots R2 (Loading)	1	$35 shipped	Available	BNIB
GMK Dots R2 (Line)	1	$35 shipped	Available	BNIB
Nono the Duck	1	$35 shipped	Available	BNIB (does not include plush)
Brushworks (Zandaka)	1	$35 shipped	Available	BNIB
Cyber Meka (BLK)	1	$35 shipped	Available	BNIB
GMK 80082 (Geo BL00)	1	$35 shipped	Available	BNIB
Just a Box (Sneakbox)	1	$35 shipped	Available	BNIB

Keyboard(s) – 

• All keyboards will come with either original box or a keyboard case, unless otherwise indicated
• Will be shipped USPS priority
• If PCB is mill-maxed = 0305 sockets used, unless otherwise indicated
• Keyboards will come unbuiilt, unless otherwise indicated
• Some keyboards include stabilizers, if so the format, Stabilizer Name (Stems lubed w/ x, Wires lubed w/ x), is used

Keyboard	Price	Color	Plate	PCB	Stabilizers	Extras	Status	Notes
ZTBoards Noon	$675 shipped, $660 local	Navy	Half Alu	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Durock v1s (205g0, Dielectric)	2x plates (Full Alu & Full FR4), 1x PCB + Daughterboard	Available	Like new, used for about 2-3 weeks, comes w/ carrying case, keycaps/switches not included
TastyKeys Enjoy	$760 shipped, $730 local	e-white w/ brass bottom	Carbon Fiber	Hotswap	None	1x PC plate & 1x Solder PCB	Available	Like new, used for less than a week. Comes w/ carrying case and no keycaps/switches/stabilizers
Charue Sunsetter R1	$500 shipped, $480 local	Black (B-Stock)	Brass	Solder	None	1x Steel Plate, Eclipse Badge kit, rubber plate sheet & 1x Solder PCB	Available	Brand new, unbuilt – Gaskets installed on case
GrayStudio Think6.5 v2 1u	$540 shipped, $520 local	Deep Ocean/Polycarb, Deep Ocean weight	UHMWPE	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Durock v2 (205g0,BDZ)	1x FR4 plate, 1x POM plate, 1x Solder PCB, extra case feet & gaskets, Cat artisan & default Lightbulb badge (anchor installed)	Available	switches/keycaps not included. Gaskets have been installed on case. Basically new
Mekanisk Fjell R6	$470 shipped, $450 local	Gray	Brass	Hotswap	Durock v1(205g0, Dielectric)	1x Solder PCB, Brass plate & 2x Mekanisk foams	Available	switches/keycaps not included. Basically new, used for less than a few hours
Parallel Limited Portal	$440 shipped, $430 local	Navy	Alu	Solder (Mill-maxed)	None	1x FR4 plate, 1x Solder PCB + Daughterboard, 1x 30A o-ring	Available	Like new, used for less than a week. DOES NOT come with carrying case & no keycaps/switches/stabilizers
Ori CLS-2/65 BE	$925 shipped, $900 local	Black	FR4	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Owlabs (205g0, Dielectric)	1x Alu plate, 1x Solder PCB + Daughterboard, 2x replacement daughterboards & gaskets, 1x Gold Leaf Logo	Available	Like new, used for less than 2 weeks. Comes w/ carrying case & stabilizers, does not include keycaps or switches
Sneakbox AVA	$565 shipped, $550 local	Black	POM	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Durock V2 (205g0, Dielectric)	1x Brass plate, 1x Solder PCB, SS weight, extra PC bottom, extra foam, gaskets & feet	Available	Basically new, used for less than week. Comes w/ carrying case & no keycaps/switches/stabilizers
PearlBoards Pandora	$820 shipped, $800 local	Deep Black w/ SS weight	Brass	Solder	None	1x Hotswap PCB, 1x PC Half plate, 1x POM half plate	Available	Brand new (opened for pictures), will come in original packaging.
Gondolindrim Sagittarius	$590 shipped, $570 local	Navy/Silver	Brass	Solder	None	1x PCB, Gaskets & 1x FR4 plate	Available	Brand New (opened for pictures), will come in carrying case
JackyLabs Piggy60	$825 shipped, $810 local	PC (PVD Silver inner frame & brass weight)	PVD Silver Brass	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Owlabs (205g0, dielectric)	1x Solder PCB, extra daughterboard w/ JST, Gaskets, thick feet & 1x PC Plate	Available	Light used (~1 week), will come in original box
Elongate	$400 shipped, $390 local	Black	Alu	Solder	None	1x PCB & 1x FR4 plate	Available	BNIB (only opened for inspection & pictures)
E7-V2	$710 shipped, $690 local	e-white	FR4	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Owlabs (205g0, dielectric)	Brass Logo & Backplate, 1x Solder PCB & Mute pad, 1x Brass plate	Available	Light use, switches not included
Mode 80 (FE)	$740 shipped, $720 local	Dark Gray	Alu	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Staebies (205g0, dielectric)	1x Solder PCB, Gaskets, 3x plates (POM, PC & FR4)	Available	Light use, switches not included
Leaf65	$690 shipped, $675 local	e-white/PC (PVD Silver inner frame & brass weight)	PVD Silver Brass	Solder (Mill-maxed)	Durock V2 (205g0, Dielectric)	1x Solder PCB, 1x FR4 Plate, extra foams	Available	Light used, switches & keycaps not included
Salvation	$400 shipped, $390 local	Silver	FR4	Solder	None	Solder PCB	Available	BNIB, will come with carrying case (only opened for inspection & pictures)
Nazare 1-60	$865 shipped, $850 local	E-white/Black	Alu	Solder	None	Solder PCB & CF plate	Available	BNIB, will come with carrying case (only opened for inspection & pictures)
Baionlenja Bias	$825 shipped, $800 local	Black	Alu	Solder	None	Solder PCB + Daughterboard, misc kit & 1x PC plate	Available	BNIB, will come with carrying case (only opened for inspection & pictures)
Eniigma Memento	$750 shipped, $740 local	Black	Alu	Solder	None	Solder PCB & PC Full plate	Available	BNIB, will come with carrying case (only opened for inspection & pictures)

Keycap sets 

• Keycaps will be shipped in Ziplock bags unless otherwise indicated
• Shipping via USPS priority

Keycaps	Sets	Price	Status	Notes
MilkWay PBT WoB	Base	$60 shipped	Available	Was part of original batch of misaligned legends from Bolsa (considered B-stock)
GMK Bento R2	Traditional Base, Novelties & Spacebars	$240 shipped	Available	BNIB
GMK Honor	Light Base	$120 shipped	Available	BNIB
GMK Lavender	Base, Novelties & Spacebars	$195 shipped	Available	BNIB
GMK Moomin	Base, Novelties & Spacebars	$265 shipped	Available	BNIB
GMK Oblivion R3	Extension	$40 shipped	Available	BNIB

Artisans & Misc 

Artisans	Price	Status	Notes
GMK Honor - Kabuto	$65 shipped	Available	Never mounted
GMK Honor - Katana	$65 shipped	Available	Never mounted
GMK Bento - Kanji	$65 shipped	Available	Never mounted
GMK Bento - Waves	$65 shipped	Available	Never mounted
GMK Bento - O	$65 shipped	Available	Never mounted
JTK Trays - standard	$20 for 2 or $12 each	7 Available	2 minimum if shipped, 1 minimum if local
JTK Trays - max	$55 for 2 or $25 each	9 Available	2 minimum if shipped, 1 minimum if local

---# As always, thank you!

Selling items that I picked up off BST or from my hauls
All transactions will be done via PayPal Invoice ONLY + Shipped within 24-48 hours through USPS
If you need additional pics feel free to reach out 👍
Tagged Photos/Time stamp: https://i.imgur.com/OmKv538.jpg
CH: Jewelry - https://i.imgur.com/8Zjob8l.jpg
Accessories:
Take the whole bundle for $110 shipped

Item	Condition	Size	BIN Shipped
Rosary Chain	New	O/S	40
Cross bracelet	Like new	9 in	35
Adjustable ring	Like new		15
CH glasses clear	new	OS	30
CH glasses black	new	OS	30

Shoes:
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Item	Condition	Size	BIN Shipped	Pictures
[email protected] Tracks	Worn 3x	41/US 8.0	80	https://imgur.com/a/VTKCJ7f
JJJHound x NB Green	Worn	8.5	55	https://imgur.com/a/tHtEh8L

Apparel:
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Item	Condition	Size	BIN Shipped	Pictures
Rep brothers CDG Play hoodie	New	L	50	https://imgur.com/a/Iw1gaIe
Retail Champion Hoodie - Cream	Worn	Small - Chest: 19 Len: 23	22	https://imgur.com/a/dauCtPV
Y33zy Szn 6 hoodie	Worn	Small - Chest: 22 Len: 27	40	https://imgur.com/a/6KrxbRO
Son of long Visvim jacket	New/Unworn	Small - Chest: 19 Len: 25	45	https://imgur.com/a/mZxwz6w
Retail Bape shirt	Worn	Chest: 19 Len: 27	45	https://i.imgur.com/27doagb.jpg

Pants/Bottoms:
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Item	Condition	Size	BIN Shipped	Pictures
Cmma Style Hourglass pants	New	28	20	https://imgur.com/a/H4XNzRN
Retail Patagonia Tenpenny Cargos - Khaki	worn	Waist: 30 Len 31	30	https://imgur.com/a/5h0UpTX
Retail Patagonia Tenpenny Cargos - Olive	worn	Waist: 30 Len 31	30	https://imgur.com/a/UKmBiA3
Retail Patagonia Cargos - Charcoal	worn	Waist: 30 Len 31	30	https://imgur.com/a/UHJZDLQ

"Nobody crosses the Iridescent Woods", a system agnostic (?) five-page one-shot skeleton for intermediate characters and a somewhat experienced DM. Featuring such groundbreaking settings as a mysterious forest and an abandoned temple!
The other day our friend had to cancel our DnD session last minute, so I spent a couple hours with the DMG and the Tiny Dungeon core rulebook (which I'd been wanting to test) coming up with a quick adventure to take my players through. It was the very first time I ever semi-improvised an adventure.
It's somewhat railroady, I'm not gonna lie, but I wouldn't know how to write a one-shot any other way. I believe it can be adapted into a lot of systems? But let me know if not.
It assumes that the DM can spend a while filling it with specific monsters and encounters. But it has environments suitable for most run-of-the-mill critters. Please let me know if it's too bare-bones.
I'm open for and eagerly expecting constructive criticism, including in regards to presentation, cause right now it's just a doc with a serif font.
Thanks!

Timestamp: https://i.imgur.com/fsyWvbT.jpeg
Just clearing out some stuff I don't need anymore. All in great shape. They are just duplicates or leftovers from things I no longer have.
NOT my feet pics
2X - H&K P2000 / USP Compact 9mm magazines - 10 rd versions for ban states. $60 for the pair
Walther PDP / PPQ magazines 1x 18 rd PDP Full Size magazine - these also work in Compact, F-Series and PPQ M2 - $30 1x 15 rd PDP Compact / F-Series magazine - also work in PPQ M2 - $30 3x 15 rd PPQ M2 magazines - these also work in PDP Compact and F-Series - $30 each The only difference between PPQ and PDP magazines is the text on the butt plate - PDP say Walther, PPQ say PPQ. aside from that, they are identical.
Streamlight TLR1-HL - FDE - excellent condition. Came on a used gun I picked up, but I already have all the lights I need. - $100
Tier One Axis Slim for CZ P-07. (grey/red colors) Great holster. I've just switched to a Slim Fit Gladius instead. Seems like I change holsters as often as underwear. Would also fit P-09 withbslide/barrel protruding 1/2 " - $75
Black Arch Entrada for Walther PDP (plaid color) - Was originally purchased for a 4" Compact. 4.5" Full Sized also fit in it just fine. When I got the 3.5" F-Series, I trimmed the kydex length to be flush with the end of the 3.5" slide. Still used it for 4" and 4.5" after that too. - $60

Rules: See something you like? Call dibs in this thread, and then send me a PM by Clicking here to send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE! Per sub rules, use PM, not Chat.
Also, if you call dibs and/or message, failure to complete the sale within 2 hours loses your place in line. (during typical daytime hrs - 8AM to 10 PM CST - I won't be replying during sleeping hrs) Sorry. Have had too many dibs then ghosted...
All prices are shipped via USPS Priority. Under 11 flair use PP F&F. 12+ flair can use G&S but need to add 3%. I also accept Zelle, Venmo, or Cash App NO NOTES IN COMMENTS
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I mailed out three packages on Tuesday afternoon, two at the same time and one a few hours later. There were no problems, the lady printed the label, scanned it, and off I went. Usually at my post office, when I mail out a package, they're updated immediately and get sent to their next destination that night. Two nights later, and all three are still stuck in the "USPS in possession of item" status.
Any idea why this could be? I just find it very strange that it's happening to all three packages. Seems like an issue with my local post office. I plan on calling/going in tomorrow to see what's up, but I'm very concerned, as all three packages were valuable items.

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​ I bought all these new, just don't wear 'em as much anymore so hope they can be put into good use.
All fit size 10 except two women's size 6.5.
All items are in great condition.
PayPal invoice only, shipped within 24-48 hours through USPS.
Please let me know if you have any questions or requests!

Item	Shipped
[email protected] Track 2 Black/LEFT/RIGHT/SOLES	$160
[email protected] LED Track White/LEFT/RIGHT/LED	$160
[email protected] Track Grey Yellow/LEFT/RIGHT/SOLES	$100
[email protected] Triple S Black Red/LEFT/RIGHT/SOLES	$100
Women's [email protected] Triple S Pink Yellow	$100
Women's [email protected] Track Black Red	$100
N1ke x MMW Free TR 3 Flyknit	$80
N1ke X Sean Wotherspoon A1r Max 1/97	$80
Y3 Qasa High	$60
UO Espadrille	$20

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10 Teams
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12th week Trade Deadline
6-team playoffs Start Week 15
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Alright y'all... here's the final piece. It's 15 Google Docs pages, so it's a long one. If you don't want to read and are wondering what the takeaway is, it's this: Jenelle has so many different health "issues" that have popped up and disappeared over the last 10+ years, received diagnoses for some, has had tests done for most, and has ultimately ignored all of it. Sometimes she focuses on her esophagus. Sometimes it's her neck cracking. Sometimes it's her lungs. Sometimes it's her bloodwork. Sometimes it's her hemangiomas. Nowhere in any of the testing, medications, unofficial or official diagnoses is there a solution she's happy with. It never ends, and it never will. I'll eat a very tall sandwich if she ever announces (another) official diagnosis that explains all of her ailments (not necessarily one blanket one) and demonstrates treatment or lifestyle changes that she's making to try to make herself feel better.
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January 2022 - Posts a TikTok video saying she’s been taking things easy lately and has lost her spark and motivation because of her health issues. She says, “I’ve recently been diagnosed with two tumors in my spine, and they recently found out that I also have a tumor in my neck, which hurts pretty bad. We don’t know what we’re doing about this yet, but I’ve just been in a lot of pain lately. My neck is just killing me.” She hashtags the video "syringomyelia," "hemangioma," and "spinetumor." In another video, she says these tumors are different than the cysts she’s previously mentioned and lists out what she has: cysts in her spine and head, two small tumors on her vertebrae and “thoratic” spine, another tumor at C3 in her neck, called hemangiomas. More on that in a bit.
January 2, 2022 - Posts a TikTok response to a comment that said, “I have a cyst on my brain. Actually, a lot of people do. They call them ‘don’t bother me cysts’ because they are so common. Your absolutely fine.” Sarcastically, Jenelle says, “You know what you’re so right; it doesn’t cause any issues until you go paralyzed or can’t hold your bowels anymore or have left arm weakness like I do, or have a nerve study done and show left side weakness in your body.” She says we shouldn’t compare whos worse and that it’s not a competition, and wants to clarify that she has cysts and tumors. She says cysts elsewhere aren’t a big issue, but they are when they’re on your spine. “Just use Google.” She points out that the video is shaking and says it’s because of weakness in her hands. She says the commenter is right that they won’t do anything about it until the symptoms get worse.
Posts another response to a different comment that says, “I know it’s been a long road to this discovery. Can you share with us the journey such as exams they had to conduct to find these tumors?” Jenelle says every time you get an MRI/CT scan done, you should ask for the image disk and bring it with you to every doctor you go to, as long as it has a diagnosis. She shows a picture of her “thoratic” spine and points out two little tumors and a cyst. She shows the MRI of her sinuses and shows us that cyst. She says she got another MRI that she doesn’t have the image disk for, but it showed she had another hemangioma.
January 5, 2022 - Posts a TikTok with someone else’s audio that says, “how do you know you can’t OD on cannabis? Because I try! I try every fucking day Barbara.” It could be argued she only posted this because her mom’s name is Barbara, but her cannabis addiction is well documented.
January 6, 2022 - Posts a dancing TikTok and a commenter says, “That’s good for the back.” She responds, “Staying positive and dancing until I can’t anymore.”
January 8, 2022 - Says in a TikTok comment that she was misdiagnosed with bipolar disorder and just has anxiety.
January 12, 2022 - Posts a TikTok with the caption “When your husband asks if he got you sick,” and the audio says, “Umm… yeah.”
Random thoughts YT January 2022 - talks about her implants and says, “They say to get them redone every 10 years, but I don’t have any problems right now.” She says she asked 2 different doctors, and both told her that she has so many other health issues that they don’t think she has BII and aren’t concerned about it.
January 2022 - Seventh video, with footage starting in October and going through January. It’s been six months since she found out about the cyst. Her back hurts really bad, yet still went on a fair ride (which made her nauseous, despite her “never” having motion sickness before). She has nerve pain in her shoulders, back, and ribs. Headache, neck cracking, ear popping, feels like she can’t breathe. She Googled what she shouldn’t be doing: no trampolines, no scuba diving (“which I’m certified in scuba diving, so that really sucks”), and no roller coaster riding. So. ENT said to see the neurologist again; the neurologist suggests seeing a new ENT. The neurologist assumes the neck cracking isn’t caused by the cyst. Goes back to the neurosurgeon - they’re going to repeat the MRI and look for any changes. The results show it’s getting longer but is the same width. Mentions her heat issues again; she’s getting red patches on her chest and breaking out and itching when she’s in the sun. She says she’s getting neck tightness, extreme pressure headaches, and blood pressure rising when she stands up and sits down. The doctor suggests an MRI of her neck. Now claims arm & fingertip numbness. Refers to her cysts as tumors, benign vertebrae tumors, and hemangiomas. The neurosurgeon suggests pain management, but she wants to try herbal remedies and some fruit that cures cancer. The neurosurgeon says the hemangioma is fine and that her neck is normal. Jenelle suggests she may have thoracic outlet syndrome. She thought her neck was cracking due to the hemangioma, but the doctor tells her that wouldn’t cause the neck cracking. She has an EMG scheduled and will get a blood study done to detect her blood circulation.
February 2, 2022 - Posts a negative review for another doctor on Facebook. She says she was told by the PA to “go to the ER if you become paralyzed or lose bowel movements due to the cyst in your spine.” She was referred elsewhere for TOS syndrome (thoracic outlet syndrome). She says she’s been crying for months about her problems, and the practice didn’t care to look into it further when her problems are “very apparent” on her MRIs. She doesn’t recommend this office and ends the review with, “Not to mention my cyst in my spine is growing in length 1mm per month.”
This same day, someone comments on a TikTok video asking how her back is doing. She responds by saying, “Lots of pain, and my neck always cracks but waiting on second opinions.”
February 8, 2022 - Posts a TikTok with the caption “Nerve Study Day” with star emojis. She starts her voiceover by saying, “Time for another dottor’s appointment.” She explains the nerve study tests her nerve impulses with shocks and acupuncture pokes. She says, “Don’t worry, I wore a mask, I was sick.” She says she felt like shit after and took a bath and then laid down after because she had a bad headache. She had to help Kaiser with homework, though, because being a mom doesn’t stop. Ate dinner but still didn’t feel well, so she went to sleep.
February 2022 - Eighth video. Got a new opinion from a new neurologist who sent her for another MRI and a nerve study. Claims her symptoms have gotten worse. Says her cervical MRI was at C3, C5, C6, & C7. She has a hemangioma in her neck, degenerative disc disease, and a disc bulge. The thoracic MRI showed T7, T8, & T9 - has a syrinx & hemangiomas there. And the cyst in her sinus. Says her thumb on her left side is losing grip, and her arm doesn’t feel like it’s attached to her body. Her brain pain has been getting worse and worse. Claims the new doctor says it’s weird no one is doing anything. She looked at her CT myelogram scan from 2021 and says spondylosis is her new diagnosis and that the neurologist didn’t tell her about it. Her neck has been cracking even louder - she’s being referred to another neurosurgeon for her spine cyst. She’s going to have her lungs checked for more cysts. After the nerve study, says she has problems at C6 in her spine and is waiting for the neurologist to look at the results. She has had nerve pain in her arm and back since the study, as well as double vision.
February 20, 2022 - Posts a TikTok about her health and mentions she will get checked for ALS and has been crying a lot. She’s getting all of her tests redone and her nerve study redone. She says she’s having trouble breathing, and since she has cysts “popping up everywhere,” they want to check to see if they’re also on her lungs. She hashtags the video “ALSAwareness” and “PrayersNeeded.” Responding to comments, she says, “Yeah, I asked my doc about MS, and she said nope, I don’t have that based on my brain MRI” and “I wish I did have MS and not ALS… but she said she looked at my brain MRI and there were no lesions.” Someone comments that the shaky hands and poor thumb grip could be caused by phone use and gaming controllers, but Jenelle says, “No… I’ve had a nerve study to prove weakness. I am having atrophy in my thumb. My thumb is losing muscle.”
February 23, 2022 - Posts an Instagram story selfie from a doctor’s office captioned “Good news but bad news… blood work is normal”
February 24, 2022 - Posts a TikTok captioned “freaking out on the inside” and “Life tough at the moment :( #NerveStudy.” She says she had to get another nerve study done because the other person who did it wasn’t her doctor’s office. She shows us her medical shorts and her laughing at herself but says she was “tearing up.” She says the electricity part was good but waited on needles. She shows us the equipment they used. Then she shows us herself crying when she got home because she had such bad nerve pain and then went to bed. A comment asks what she takes for the nerve pain, and she says, “Hot baths.” Another asks if she has fibromyalgia, and she says, “Nope.”
March 6, 2022 - Asked in the comments on a TikTok video how she’s been feeling and when she’s going to the doctor again. She responds, “Thanks for asking! Have a lot of double vision, neck pain, and headaches everyday.. Going this week for my check up.”
March 10, 2022 - Posts on Instagram that she has a diagnosis. The next day she sold the story to E! News and said she was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. From the article: “For as long as I can remember, I would get extremely bad tension headaches and full body aches - like I had the flu, but was not sick. My entire body gets in so much pain, and sometimes I lay in bed and cry.” She says, “Living life every day is challenging because of having only a little bit of energy to be able to get my work done and then having to go to bed early due to headaches or body aches.” She claims to be changing her diet to manage her symptoms.
March 11, 2022 - Posts an Instagram story that says, “I’m still so sad. Even tho I have a diagnosis… still doesn’t explain my neck cracking, double vision, and throat pain. I feel so hopeless. Something is def wrong with my neck, and it’s severely tight 24/7.”
March 12, 2022 - Posts a TikTok captioned “Hiii #LungCheckup #HealthUpdate #fibromyalgia.” She says she hasn’t been feeling good and took a break from TikTok for a few days. She shares her diagnosis and says she told her neurologist a few months ago that she couldn’t breathe, so she had a checkup with a lung doctor. They did a FeNO test on her, and her score was abnormally low, like “way too low.” She exclaims it measures the nitric oxide that you exhale on your breath. She’s now been prescribed an inhaler, nitroglycerin for her esophagus spasms, and a full lung checkup. She was going to skip her lung appointment, but good thing she didn’t! A quick Google search tells us that a high FeNO score is when you should be concerned.
March 13, 2022 - Posts a TikTok showing off weed merch someone sent her. In the comments, someone asks, “But do you think smoking is contributing to your lung problems? Hope you get answers soon!” Jenelle responds and says, “.....yeah I know :( but thank you.”
Same day - Posts a TikTok discussing her health, and in the comments, someone says one of her results can indicate a certain type of asthma. She responds, “or COPD, anemic, cystic fibrosis, etc. lots of issues.”
March 14, 2022 - A commenter on TikTok says, “My boyfriend rolls his eyes when I tell him my health issues.” Jenelle responds, “David does too.”
Same day - A commenter asks why she doesn’t feel good, and she replies, “The middle of my chest has been hurting for days extremely bad.”
March 16, 2022 - She posts a video captioned “Peak Flow Meter - Lung Reading” and starts it off by saying, “This is your sign to get your lungs checked.” She said she just woke up and has been told to keep a diary of how her lung function is and is going to see how good it is based on her age and height. She blows into the device for about a second and coughs afterward, gasping for breath. She shows us her level is at 410, and for her height and age, it should be at 475. She says she has the lungs of a 70-year-old. She’s going to continue to do readings 3 times a day and report back to her lung doctor. In the comments, she mentions her average is 400. There are multiple comments telling her the correct way to administer this test and that she’s doing it wrong.
She posts a second video responding to a comment telling her to stand up straight, take a big deep breath and blow out as fast and hard as she can. She does it three times and shows it’s 410 each time. Someone comments, asking if she’s sure it’s not stuck, and asks if she quit smoking. She responds, “I’m going to try breathing exercises.”
March 17, 2022 - Posts a video in response to a comment saying, “I thought you said you had a stiff neck and couldn’t breathe?” She’s lipsyncing to Eminem’s “Hailies Song,” specifically the lyrics “I act like shit don’t phase me, inside it drives me crazy. My insecurities could eat me alive.”
March 20, 2022 - Makes a video responding to a comment saying, “Whatever treatment plan your doctor has you on must really be working. You went from uncontrollable neck pain to this in no time at all.” Jenelle says she’s not going to be the most depressed bitch on this app every single day and is going to show us good and bad days. She says some people are in pain more than others. She says she’s been up since 1 in the morning because of her esophageal spasms, feeling like she has a heart attack. She’s not going to film herself every single time she feels like shit. There’s no treatment plan because they don’t know what’s going on. The only treatment plan she has is for her esophagus. She’s going to dance until she can’t no more.
March 26, 2022 - Makes a video with the caption, “I’ll give y’all more of an update soon. If you see bruises on my arms… you know why #myastheniagravis.” She’s crying and breathing heavily and captions herself saying her chest hurts. The text on the video says, “2 months ago: can’t breathe when waking up.” A clip of her in the bath says, “Tried to relax and rest since this began.” Posts a clip of herself in the ER that says, “2 days ago: hospitalized for extreme chest pain and difficulty breathing” and shows off her IV and pulls down her gown to show the monitors taped to her chest. The first clip is taken at 3:05 PM, and the second is taken at 3:49 PM. This one says, “Recently had 2 antibodies related to Myasthenia Gravis show up on blood tests.” Another says, “Had 2 EKGs, they stuck me 4 times for blood, stuck me 2 more for IVs, chest x-ray, CT scan,” and shows off all of her taped IV/blood draw locations. She posts another clip in the hallway outside of the x-ray room that says, “My blood clotting test came back high, but they said images looked ok.” We got a full picture of her IV in her arm that says, “resting for now but following up with neurologist ASAP”
March 27, 2022 - A commenter on TikTok mentions that weight gain can affect her mobility and says it happened to someone they know. Jenelle responds, “I can’t hardly walk 5ft without my legs burning like I’m doing squats, but I have been trying to take walks around my land lately.”
March 28, 2022 - Posts an Instagram story of someone else’s video explaining Epstein-Barr and Jenelle captions it “Yes, I do have Epstein Barr nuclear in my system too lol. This is crazy to think about yall… I had mono in middle school and was hospitalized for it (mind blown emoji)”
April 3, 2022 - Posts on her (shortly thereafter) defunct blog that she’s switching to wine from beer. She says, “With all my health issues happening my stomach and esophagus have not been agreeing with me. Since possibly having Myasthenia Gravis, there’s a huge diet and foods to avoid that can trigger GI symptoms and/or problems.” She claims that “Since switching to wine, my stomach has been a lot calmer, and my burping also has decreased significantly! Super happy I’m making healthier choices for myself.”
April 4, 2022 - Posts a video making and eating a homemade breakfast sandwich (English muffin, bacon, eggs, mayo).
April 26, 2022 - Shows her coffee order again - trenta iced coffee with vanilla sweet cream cold foam, classic syrup, and sweet cream.
May 2, 2022 - In an Instagram Q&A, she's asked how she’s doing lately and asked for health updates. She responds, “Health? It’s put on hold until June when I see my new neuromuscular doctor.”
Mid May 2022 - Starts her OnlyFans.
June 3, 2022 - Posts a picture in her pool exposing her entire rump and captions it “Summer tip: Idk why but switching from beer to wine has shrunk my stomach sooo much!”
June 3, 2022 - Posts a TikTok response to a comment that said, “weren’t you almost paralyzed a month ago? It’s a miracle you’ve recovered.” She says you can’t recover from a cyst in your spine. She says she needs an MRI check up to see how long it’s gotten. She clarified that she said she could go paralyzed any day now. “If I go paralyzed or lose any bowel movements without trying, then I have to immediately go to the hospital and get emergency surgery. So yeah, really, I’m like a ticking time bomb over here, just waiting to give up, I guess you can say. So next week, I’ll be going to see my new neuromuscular doctor. Still have a lot more genetic testing to do and blood work, so we’ll see what’s going on, but they’re thinking an autoimmune disease.” She hashtags it “syringomyelia” and “syringomyeliaawareness.” She also clarifies that she’s leaving health content on the back burner until she has answers.
June 7, 2022 - Posts a video once again showing her scans of her spine and sinuses. She hashtags this one “syringomyelia,” “sphiehemangioma,” and “sinuscyst.”
End of June 2022 - She and David go to St. Thomas. In the Youtube vlog she posts, she explains she’s wearing a portable fan around her neck to help cool her down since her various illnesses make her sweat/hot. In the airport, she mentions she’s relieved that she’s “so far not sick,” or in other words, not experiencing esophagus spasms. Once they land, she tells us she didn’t get sick on the flight.
June 26, 2022 - Posts a TikTok explaining the wearable fan more. She says she’s been having an overheating issue and that her face has been red, so if she looks burnt, she isn’t. Nevermind the fact that she posted pictures of herself extremely burnt from their vacation.
July 1, 2022 - Posts a video of her on an alpine coaster.
July 4, 2022 - Takes the kids on a trip to the mountains. Posts TikToks over the week of herself hiking and reaching the top of a lookout point. No health mentions.
July 22, 2022 - Posts about her Invisalign. Responds to a comment saying her jaw and teeth hurt and that she has headaches at night.
August 9, 2022 - Posts an Instagram story selfie showing a heart monitor taped to her chest and captions it “Heart monitor for 48 hours :(. This is following up from a high D Dimer test.”
August 10, 2022 - Posts a health update to TikTok. She reminds us she went to the ER in March and that while she was there, she had a high D Dimer test. The text on the screen says, “also had abnormal ECG in ER, sinus brachycardia (sic), & sinus arrhythmia.” She explains D Dimer tests are for blood clots or heart disease. They saw she didn’t have a blood clot and that her “lungs were fine” but told her to follow up with her doctor. She says the chest pain has been on and off for the last 3 months so she’s been ignoring it. She finally got ahold of her primary care doctor, who told her the chest pain is still happening, told her about the test results, and got a referral to a cardiologist. She shows us the heart monitor she has to wear for the next 48 hours (her exact words are, “so now, I’m on a chest monitor for the next 48 hours”) and says she has a heart ultrasound tomorrow and a stress test in September.
August 11, 2022 - Posts an Instagram story that says, “I told the tech ‘I feel like it might be stress from my kids but idk…’ She said ‘no you’re not crazy when it comes to your pain, I see it happening right here.’”
August 24, 2022 - In another Instagram Q&A she’s asked how her health is going. She says, “Just taking things easy and trying to stay stress free but waiting on test results from my cardiologist still and stress test next month.”
August 31, 2022 - Takes a big bite from a tall sandwich.
September 27, 2022 - Posts on Instagram/TikTok that they’re flying to Bar Harbor for their “honeymoon.” No mention of esophageal spasms on the plane. On this trip, she completes the Beehive Summit hike in Acadia National Park. She also showed us when she took a ginormous bite of a lobster roll and a breakfast sandwich.
October 1, 2022 - Rants about her golf cart that broke. Explains that she needs the golf cart so she doesn’t have to “break her back” “running” to the kids. No mention of mobility issues or because of her illnesses. Does mention her life was at risk since the brakes went out.
October 16, 2022 - Buys herself & David new dirtbikes. Bought herself two - one that is too big and powerful for her to ride yet and another that is more manageable for her.
October 19, 2022 - Posts a TikTok about getting mono in middle school. She explains her throat was so swollen and inflamed that she went to the hospital and was admitted. She had IV steroids. Said her body “could not handle” mono and that she was severely sick. She says mono is REALLY severe and that it is the Epstein-Barr virus. She’s “stitching” someone else’s video and references it when she says that E-B can cause so many other diseases when you’re older without you realizing it. There are 3 blood tests that can see if you actively have E-B. Jenelle says it’s crazy to think it can cause all these health issues. She says she can’t breathe and has bad mucus problems lately in the morning. She’s on an inhaler and seeing her lung doctor. They’re going to do a “bronoscopy” and she’s really scared. She tells people she thinks all of her health issues are from E-B. She must’ve forgotten she already explored this avenue in March. And in August of 2021.
October 26, 2022 - Posts a TikTok that says, “My stomach feeling great… but then… *warning triangle emoji* Esophagus Spams *warning triangle emoji*” and the video of her like errors out? The audio that goes with it says, “Everyone underestimates me but then…. *error noise*” so this is a trend that Jenelle is jumping on to make her esophagus spasms relevant again.
November 2, 2022 - Posts a selfie to her Instagram stories and captions it “sick with the flu..”
November 8, 2022 - Posts a selfie and captions it “In bed today, feeling bad AF. Had 4 lung biopsies yesterday and SO sore :(“
Same day posts a TikTok saying, “y’all have you ever had a bronchoscopy where they stick the camera down into your lungs and they take biopsies?” and tells us she had 4 biopsies done yesterday. She’s lying down with her heating blanket and says she feels sore on the inside. She asks again if we’ve ever had it done before, again. She says she had one taken on her voicebox as well, so 4 lung biopsies and that. They did something to her right lung and they cleaned it out with saline water. She says she’ll get results this week. She has mucus built up in her system, and they don’t know why. She captions it, “I can’t stand this #lungbiopsyrecovery”
She got her hair done for 4 hours the next day.
November 12, 2022 - Posts on her Instagram stories, “Connecting the dots with my health issues. One more blood test, hopefully that’s it. :(“
November 14, 2022 - Posts a TikTok of her using her inhaler. The caption says “#Combivent Inhaler hopefully some of my mucus production is cut down” She’s making goofy faces while she puts her inhaler together and looks giddy to have an actual physical toy to play with.
November 17, 2022 - David posts a picture of them and captions it “Yall pray for my beautiful wife, she has been pretty sick lately”
November 17, 2022 - Posts an Instagram story “Y’all, Predisone (sic) is working wonders right now for my entire body, thank god! #Grateful”
November 27, 2022 - Takes the kids to the mountains for Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2022 - Went tubing in the snow. Snow tubing?
December 2, 2022 - Posts on Facebook “Sorry if I haven’t posted much lately. I’ve been in so much pain with my health. Not feeling good enough to make any content.”
December 9, 2022 - Says she lost 20 lbs without trying and thinks it’s from health issues. She says she’s had a harder time eating and is eating smaller meals. She then goes on to explain how she’s been losing weight and says, “So if you’re wondering how I’m losing weight: smaller meals, eating healthier, cutting out fast food.”
December 15, 2022 - Posts on Instagram “If I could find the smartest doctor on this planet, that would be fantastic.”
December 19, 2022 - Her birthday. She and David fight, she calls him a “narcissistic asshole” and took off her wedding ring. Two days later, posts a TikTok and claims the argument was about luggage. There’s speculation this fight was drug related. In her TikTok defending their argument, her pupils are huge. They’re at the mountains with the kids when all of this is going on. She posts another video saying she has PTSD from past relationships and always assumes David’s cheating because she’s been cheated on in the past. She asks if she’s the only one that experiences this.
December 26, 2022 - Posts a selfie and captions it “I think I’m sick FML”
December 28, 2022 - Posts another selfie and captions it “Still sick AF. Yeah.. y’all are right I’m always sick idk why”
January 10, 2023 - Posts a video eating a chia bowl and captions it “Happy dance after fasting for 12 hours.” She has what looks like a blood draw wrap around her arm. In the comments someone asks if it helps and she says she’s doing it for blood work.
January 12, 2023 - Posts a picture of a digestive system poster from a doctor’s office and captions it “FML.”
January 14, 2023 - She and David take a trip to New Orleans. Posts an entire TikTok of what she ate and drank. She takes a giant bite of a crepe. She had 8 alcoholic drinks throughout the day.
January 17, 2023 - Posts on Instagram, “I have mycoplasma pneumoniae” and asks if anyone else has ever suffered from it.
February 2, 2023 - Lipsyncs to a song about smoking weed.
February 4, 2023 - In comments on another video, someone asks if she lost weight, and she responds, “Eating smaller meals, honestly haven’t been trying. I have a hard time eating.”
February 4, 2023 - Posts a TikTok captioned “Weirdest medicine I’ve ever taken! #MethyleneBlue #mycoplasmapneumonia.” She explains she’s trying to figure out her lung problems and says she found out she has long-term pneumonia and has had it for “pretty long.” Her antibodies are pretty high. Treatment is antibiotics for three months, then retesting her antibodies. She calls methylene blue her other medicine/treatment and says it’s an antioxidant if you use a little and if you use a lot it’s anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, and boosts serotonin and dopamine. She’s also using a redlight watch that is supposed to kill the bacteria in her veins once the dye is in her system. She claims in the comments this was all prescribed by her doctor.
That same day she posts another TikTok where she says she’s been seeing a functional medicine doctor out of Nashville that she found on YouTube. She had one video call visit and said the doctor sent one test to LabCorp and found her diagnosis. She was diagnosed with mycoplasma pneumonia, as mentioned in the previous video, and neutrophilic asthma. He’s who prescribed the methylene blue and wants her to use it with a nebulizer. She says she’s done a lot of research on it and that it has more pros than cons and seems very beneficial. She says she has shortness of breath but is hoping the combination of antibiotics, methylene blue, and redlight therapy will help her feel better in the long run. She’ll let us know how she feels in 3 months. In the comments she claims she wakes up in the morning with panic attacks because of clear mucus.
February 7, 2023 - Answers a question on Instagram from someone asking how her breathing treatment is going and says, “It’s helping a lot! Since I’m gaining back my ability to fully breathe I’m about to sign up at the gym next.”
February 8, 2023 - Posts another video responding to someone’s comment that asks who diagnosed her and says that before she says who it is she wants to make sure that all of her problems are taken care of and that it’s the root cause of her issues. She found out with a blood test. She shows us her results and that her count for mycoplasma pneumonia antibodies is very high. You can see a doctor’s name on the page, which I’ve covered to protect their privacy. She says if this treatment doesn’t work, next to try is IV antibiotics.
February 10, 2023 - Posts another video referencing smoking weed/being high all the time.
February 10, 2023 - Posts a picture of Ensley and says, “She told me she’s sick… idk if she’s lying, off to the doctor we go.”
February 14, 2023 - Answers an Instagram question where someone asks about her health with “Getting much better!”
February 20, 2023 - Posts a picture in gym clothes outside the gym with the caption, “Here’s a cheers to my new journey to lose my ‘Mommy Pouch’ and love handles. Started working out today and it feels great!”
February 23, 2023 - Takes a giant bite of a birria taco.
February 24, 2023 - Posts a TikTok that she captions “#GymDay.” Based on what she’s wearing & her hair, this looks to be from 2/22. She says it’s an arm and chest day. We see the chocolate peanut butter protein shake she gets after and the Epsom salt bath she takes to soothe her muscles from yesterday’s workout.
March 1, 2023 - Posts a TikTok response to a comment that says, “Hope all is well. Miss ya video’s.” She says she’s been in a shitty mood. She thought her health was getting better, it was getting a little better, and she interrupts herself with a big cough. She says she’s finally seeing her new lung doctor and is having a sleep study done, is on a new inhaler, is having old CT scan results looked over, and her mind is “boggled” because she has to redo all of her esophagus tests again because they’re so old. She has to redo the catheter test with it down her nose/throat.
March 13, 2023 - Posts a TikTok with text on it that says, “Won’t be available in 1 week because I have esophagus testing but still drinking this alcohol like I’m A-OK” and captioned “#truth but kidding at the same time.” She says in the comments that it’s a trend. I don’t know or understand the trend, but she said it herself, truth.
March 22, 2023 - She and David take a trip to Key West without the kids.
March 23, 2023 - In response to criticism of her stomach, she says she had three kids, had her appendix removed, and had a hernia repaired. Her last child was born in 2017, her appendix was removed in 2013, and the hernia was repaired in 2018. Her significant weight gain started around 2020 and was unrelated to any of these events.
March 25, 2023 - Posts on Facebook that she had an esophageal spasm episode from deep sea fishing and wants to know if anyone else has experienced this so she can share experiences.
March 26, 2023 - Shows pictures on a TikTok video of how sunburnt she and David both got. She says she used “so much” sunscreen.
March 27, 2023 - Posts a TikTok telling us her seasick story from when they went deep sea fishing. She says they chartered their own boat and were talking about how neither of them had ever experienced seasickness before. She says they have their own 18 ft boat, and she’s never gotten sick on it. She says the waves were super choppy, and they were rocking so hard that her esophagus started acting up. This was around 12:30, and she just laid on the boat until they docked at 6:30. She tells us to be careful if we go deep-sea fishing because we can get seasick. She thinks that’s what happened to her, anyway. In the comments, someone tells her to take Dramamine, and she says it makes her sleepy. Which like, yeah…
April 6, 2023 - Posts on IG “Been MIA for a few days because my breathing isn’t so great and random chest pain as usual. Literally been resting for 3 days now.”
April 9, 2023 - Posts on Facebook “Positive ANA. Maybe there will be answers soon.” Someone responds in the comments that it could mean Lupus or Sjogren’s syndrome and said a rheumatologist can do further testing. Jenelle responds, “yes, being referred. My endo found out for me.”
April 17, 2023 - Posts a TikTok going to get Vitamin B12 injections. She says she has to give them to herself once a week for 4 weeks, then once a month after. Her vitamin D is also low. She went to the store to get syringes and stopped for her usual coffee. She shows us her order, which is now a Trenta iced coffee with no classic syrup, hazelnut syrup, ½ sweet cream, and vanilla sweet cream foam topping. Someone in the comments points out that a doctor on TikTok said those injections are just to make money, and she responded, “well, my vitamin B12 and D is low, and my ANA is positive, which means now I go to see a rheumatologist.”
April 18, 2023 - Posts a TikTok this day and the next day with her catheter in for her acid reflux test. She posted a picture on Instagram where we can see she’s driving 80 mph and captions it, “Going alone to get a procedure done for my esophagus today and I’m really scared. Have no support so any prayers are appreciated.” Through her postings about this procedure, we learn she stayed in a hotel by herself overnight.
In the video from the 19th, in the comments, she says she has a spot on her lung that hurts. The doctor says it’s caused by vaping, but she claims she never vapes. She’s definitely posted videos and pictures of herself with weed vape pens and has been a known weed smoker for over 10 years, as well as smoking cigarettes throughout the years and smoking heroin out of wooden pipes, which she had addressed by a doctor in 2012. Curious if she mentioned that this time. She’s up and down the comments claiming she doesn’t vape weed because that’s illegal where she lives.
April 24, 2023 - She and David travel to Virginia to buy a boat and start their multi-day journey sailing through the ocean back home. She claims she purchased this $57,000 boat with money made on OnlyFans.
April 30, 2023 - Posts on Instagram that they made it back home. Someone commented asking how long until she has esophageal spasms again. Jenelle responded, “I’ve had them the whole time I was gone…”
May 2, 2023 - Not health related but still fun; she posts that the turbos need to be replaced.
May 4, 2023 - Posts on Instagram “Good news: I don’t have acid reflux. Bad news: they still don’t know why I have esophagus spasms”
May 7, 2023 - Posts on Instagram “#HealthUpdate Found out I have thymic hyperplasia and lesions on my liver, and no I don’t have MG like they thought. Don’t know why this is happening. Discussing these results next week with my doc and the next steps.”
May 16, 2023 - On an Instagram Q&A, answers two questions about her health. To the first generally asking how she is, she says, “Seeing my rheumatologist this week for a positive ANA. Maybe I’ll get an answer.” To the second that says, “Any word on your liver results?” she says, “My doctors do not care at all. Told me I’ll get another CT scan in a year to check on that and my thymus.”
May 19, 2023 - Posts on Instagram “#HealthUpdate: My rheumatologist is retesting me for things like arthritis, lupus, etc., for having a positive ANA. Might be referred to another lung specialist soon. We will see what my results show in 2 weeks.”
May 28, 2023 - Answers two more questions in an Instagram Q&A about her health. One asking how she’s doing, she says, “I’m doing good, just not feeling too great lately.” The other asked about her health, she says, “I had DNA testing done and honestly shocked but will share the news soon.”
May 31, 2023 - Posts a TikTok of them taking their smaller boat out onto the Intracoastal Waterway. In Part 1, posted on the 30th, she says she was starting to feel seasick. We learn their “new” boat is still not working.

Hello, I got records and hella deals, let's make some! CONUS shipping only, $6 flat for orders, USPS Media Mail, based in Los Angeles, PayPal G&S only. DEALS ARE VERY NEGOTIABLE! Media/Sleeve grading.
$10 7" RECORDS
The Flaming Lips - Fight Test b/w Thank You Jack White M/M
Tuneyards - Gangsta/Bizness M/M
Rampage - 1995 (Red Version) M/M
NICE RECORDS - I'm open to deals and bundles
The Clash - London Calling VG+/VG - $40
The Notorious B.I.G - Ready To Die (VMP Edition) NM/NM - $35
Bob Marley & The Wailers - Catch A Fire (US Version) VG+/VG+ - $20
The Police - Outlandos D' Amour VG+/VG+ - $20
Kraftwerk - It's More Fun To Compute (Russian Bootleg) M/M - $20 Really unique record with TV performances and alt versions. PENDING
$15 DEALS 2 for $25!
DEVO - Butch Devo and the Sundance Gig NM/NM - $15 PENDING
The Residents - Leftovers AGAIN?! NM/NM - $15
The Fleshtones - Roman Gods VG+/VG+ - $15
MIA - Paper Planes (Homeland Security Remixes) VG/VG - $15
My Morning Jacket - Z (VMP Edition) NM/VG++ - $15
The Books - The Lemon Of Pink NM/G+ - $15
Beastie Boys - Aglio E Olio EP M/M - $15
Derek & The Dominoes - Layla & Other Assorted Love Songs VG+/VG+ - $15
$10 RECORDS, 3 for $25!
Cyndi Lauper - She's So Unusual VG+/VG+ - $10
Elvis Costello - My Aim Is True (UK Version) VG/G - $10
The Smithereens - Especially For You VG+/VG - $10
Bob Dylan - Saved NM/G+ - $10
Peter Frampton - Frampton Comes Alive (Single Picture Disc) - VG+/VG+ - $10
The Plimsouls - Zero Hour EP NM/NM - $10 PENDING
U2 - War VG/VG - $10
Bruce Springsteen - Born In The USA VG/VG - $10
DEVO - Somewhere With Devo M/M - $10 PENDING
The Doors - The Best Of The Doors VG+/VG+ - $10
Lou Reed - Rock and Roll Animal VG/G - $10
$5 BARGAINS 1 for 5, 3 for $10, Spend $30 get one free!
World Class Wreckin Cru - Bust It Up 2 + 1
Hugo Montenegro - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly OST
Meatloaf - Stoney & Meatloaf
Afrika Bambataa - Planet Rock 12"
John Lennon - Shaved Fish
John Lennon - Walls and Bridges
The Monkees - Greatest Hits
The Moody Blues - This Is The Moody Blues
Elton John - Madman Across The Water
Lionel Ritchie - Can't Slow Down
Men At Work - Business as Usual
Heart - Dreamboat Annie
Heart - Little Queen
Santana - Caravanserai
Grease OST
Saturday Night Fever OST
Woodstock OST
Thanks for looking, happy hunting!

Here are the goodies.

First haul in a while. Got a nice mix of things today.

Total: $98.78

Coupons: None!

Total Cash Back: $108.60

Final Cost: -$9.82 - Money Maker!

^{Photo of the haul.}
 
Here is the complete break down and sites used. The stores are listed in the breakdown image. I don't include sites that take any receipt such as Coinout, ReceiptPal, etc on my breakdown. Brandclub takes a while to credit, so the amounts listed are what I expect to get once it finishes pending. FieldAgent is an app that pays you to do a variety of tasks, including the one I did here where I made a purchase, took a couple photos, and left a review about the cat food.
Note: Individual deals vary by user for most apps. If you don't have the deals right now, you can try checking back later.
 
My Guides

1. All rebate apps/sites I use and/or know about
   
2. How I do my hauls
   
3. Beginners guide to using rebate apps/sites - for those who don't know where to start
   

 
If you aren't interested in this kind of thing, please keep your comments to yourself. If you don't like what I buy, you can buy different products. If you don't like hunting for deals, you can do surveys, microtasks, games or whatever else you like instead. There is no need to discourage other users just because you aren't interested in the same things!
 
Some additional deals:

• 3oz CeraVe Lotion for $1. They're $5 at Wal-Mart and there's a $4 printable coupon on their site.
  
• Knoppers Chocolate Hazelnut Wafer - ~$4 at the store, MP + C51
  
• Colgate Keep Replaceable Heads - Money Maker. It's on MP + C51. Alternatively, you can get the toothbrush + the 2 heads and add on an IB rebate for like $2 for 2 toothbrushes + 4 heads. Or mix and match.
  
• Dr Elsey's Cat Litter - Up to $22 back on a bag up to 40 lbs when you purchase at Target, Walmart, or a local business pet store. You need to cut out the barcode and mail it in with the receipt. One rebate per person/household/address. Must submit within 90 days. There's also a handful of $1 coupons on this page.
  
• Born Simple Pasta Sauce - Free after PayPal/Venmo rebate. Only available at Target
  
• P&G Rebates - Made to Save - Get $15 when you spend $50 OR get $5 when you spend $20 on select products. Expires 6/30/23
  
• Free T is for Tame hair taming product
  
• Free Pedialyte - expires 7/31/23 - This is also on IB for $1
  
• Free bag of Like Air Puffcorn - Refund via PayPal or Venmo. Must purchase in-store or for curbside pickup. Expiration date unknown.
  
• Nightfood Ice Cream - Free pint. Expiration date unknown.
  
• Various freebies on Ibotta.
  
• Various offers on Aisle Referrals: SkinTe Core Bar Proper Good Meals (using my ref will give me another rebate offer) Pays out via PayPal or Venmo
  
• Various deals I've done in previous weeks can still be done.
  

 

Afterthoughts

Man, today was stressful. In part due to the fact that I ended up going during a particularly busy time (I was planning to go after a doc appointment, but that didn't happen), and the fact that our Wal-Mart has rearranged 2/3 of the store, some of which in weird ways (they put all of the wet cat food in reverse order) But mainly it was due to what happened on the way to the store. For those curious, I'll explain further down at the end of this section since it's not explicitly related to this haul, but a TL;DR - I fucking hate my Jeep.
 
So, the haul itself went relatively smoothly. It's been a while, so I was a bit out of my groove. I messed up a bit on the deals. I meant to get 2 Arm & Hammer toothpaste and 4 Knoppers, but I swapped those around. Whoops. I also accidently got 11 deals when I only needed 8. I had decided to relook over MyPoints and found some deals, and it didn't register that since there were also deals for them on Ibotta, I could remove other deals. This wouldn't have been an issue if I were to aim to finish my big bonus this weekend, but... I'm not sure if I will be able to now.
Not a huge fan of Fetch's new redemption screen. It's pretty, sure, but it's no longer intuitive which defeats the purpose. I liked the old one. I also don't like how the videos seem to get longer each time. I also forgot about MyPoint's limit of 10 items per receipt, but then I found out you can just scan the receipt a 2nd time to get the rest of the rebates. So, what's the point of the limit? Lol. I also noticed a lot of rebates got added to aisle this past month... but none of them are good. Everything near me is mostly BOGO or just a buck or two back. That'd be fine if I knew I liked the products, but most of this stuff is really expensive, and I don't want two of something that I don't know if I'll even like.
BrandClub seems to have made some major changes. They added Kroger! I don't have one near me, but I see people post amazing Kroger deals all the time. Also, if I'm seeing this right, purchase rewards don't seem to be going into a locked status anymore (unless you unlock another reward with your purchase). For example, my Barilla purchases from last month all immediately unlocked their own rewards. I have nothing in the locked status for them. I did not add this change to my spreadsheet since I'm not 100% sure right now, but that'd be awesome if it were true. I also noticed a few rewards for watching videos. Unfortunately, they require a purchase to unlock. On the not-so-good side, brands seem to have different percent rebates now. Some items don't give any rewards, such as the Arm & Hammer, and they won't register or unlock rewards either. I know that Arm & Hammer toothpaste is in the system. I've bought it before, and it's showing in the search, but since it has no reward, none of my locked rewards were unlocked.
 
Instacart also gave me another offer for $30 off my next two orders of $50. Didn't take a picture this time, but I got almost $50 worth of groceries for $16 (they were out of something, so my total went down). Still not sure how to get them to use my credits that I earned before. It said it applied in the checkout, but it didn't. I have until the 9th to use the 2nd one, so maybe I'll figure it out then.
 
Now for the rant - In case you didn't notice, it's been a month since my last post. The last time I was at the store there was an obviously very ill jerk who didn't comprehend the concept of personal space. I ended up horrendously sick for the better part of 3 weeks. Not covid, but it was nasty, so I took it upon myself to completely self isolate. Looks like this cough is here to stay for a while though. My car apparently also caught what I did since it didn't want to leave the house either. Towed it to the mechanic, where the issue magically disappeared, he fixed a few things, and he wanted me to run it the next few days to try to see if the issue comes back. Well, it sure did. Car broke down on my way to do this haul. On a highway. Around a wide bend (I could be seen in time... IF they were paying attention). Going up a hill. In a place where people blow through at 45-55+ mph without thinking. Yea, that wasn't fun. There were a few close calls (mostly by school busses...), but thankfully it got towed away without incident. I borrowed a car and did the haul since I really did need to get some stuff after going almost nowhere for the past month. I planned to do another haul this weekend to finish my big bonus but... that probably won't happen. I'm not sure when my next haul will be.
 

Time Spent

I totally forgot to keep track today, sorry. I generally plan my hauls over the course of an hour or two while I play with the cat and eat breakfast. I spent a total of about 1.5-2 hours driving to a couple stores, getting everything including my shopping items, picking up my Aldi order, then driving the car back to its owner.
 

Food From Deals

This past month I made Buttered pasta, stewed apples, and cinnamon ginger tea, Tomato Tortilla, High Protein Tomato Crackers, "Pizza" Sandwich, Pesto Steak with Jasmine Rice, Pizza Pocket, and Cherry Pancakes
 
Do you guys want me to continue showing things I've made using ingredients I got from rebate apps on these posts? Let me know in the comments, or you can vote on this poll if you want to remain anonymous.

Full disclosure: Hopefully this is allowed and my comments are seen as reasonable but please allow me to rant for a moment as a TCG Seller. Lmk if im out of my mind and ill just take it on the chin and improve as a seller. Thanks for your time.
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PSA to all buyers on TCG: Once a package reaches USPS/UPS It is out of the seller's control! The only thing we can do is refund or initiate a search. Just request the refund!
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I had an experience that i wont share all the details of to protect myself. But TLDR Seller was unhappy their order did not reach them within 7 business days.
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1. If you are unhappy about the speed of your service, it is within your right to request a refund. However, i feel it is reasonable to literally just request the refund instead of attempting to nitpick details about the seller and accuse them of scamming. No one is trying to risk their reputation just to scam people with $5 orders.

1B. If you order 4 cards for $5, hopefully this isn't controversial to say but you are literally in PWE territory. With PWE, we are LITERALLY at the mercy of USPS and have no power to move things along. Most sellers are not going into the red to ensure you get expedited shipping and there is a reason CK and SCG charge you a premium for shipping. If you are being charged 99 cents please understand you are likely paying for PWE service and should expect some orders to actually take the 7-12 days. I've had an order legit arrive 3 weeks after delivery. The buyer asked for an update and within 12 hours sent me a Nvm as they got it that day. I sent that order within 24 hours.
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1. Negative feedback. Clearly you can leave whatever feedback you want but legit you're messing with small time seller's livelihood if you leave illegitimate feedback.

Again you can leave feedback however you like but i dunno i feel most people leave feedback for recieving actual bad service from things within the sellers control. Not an inclusive list but:
- Not sending within 48 hours
- Cards not being condition advertised
- Rude service
- Not responding to message within reasonable time
- Products with unsatisfactory packaging
If you are refunded prior to the estimated delivery date and your seller has been respectful, i don't know if leaving "never got the cards" is legitimate basis for negative feedback. The seller is not hand delivering your order and their duty is to accommodate via refund? No one is holding your order hostage!
Kudos to those who are spending money on tracking for 5 card $2-4 orders but most sellers are not doing that and are literally just players racing to the bottom to recoop funds to buy more cards. Please cut the decent non scamming sellers some slack. Ive had my fair share of buyers trying to scam me and other sellers with stuff like "cards were not in envelope" sellers like myself are now recording packaging for orders beyond a certain threshold because of this.

Damn it, lost a day! Had Memorial Day off but got fucked (mandated to work) on Saturday. Threw off the timing. Super-rare Wednesday edition!
Good afternoon. Brief listing of CAREER JOBS pulled from usps.com/careers/ for your convenience. Tell HR User_3971 sent you, let's see if they pay more than .25¢ per head. NOTE: Maintenance jobs are drying up - the In Service Register may finally be seeing results for our already career people.
Some jobs may be part-time regular however all listed jobs should qualify for federal benefits from day one. To save text I have only listed the location and date of posting for each. Use the posting number for your search term. LC and MM are entry-level Maintenance. Here is a Maint overview and here is Exam 955 info. You can DO it!
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NOTE: USPS NEVER charges a fee for entrance exams. If payment is requested during the application process, walk the fuck away, go to usps.com/careers/ and APPLY THERE. We even has a video walkthrough prepared.
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Laborer Custodial:
CHARLEVOIX MI NC11370316 05/27/2023
OMAHA NE NC11369343 05/27/2023
SAN JOSE CA NC11365062 05/27/2023
KIRKLAND WA NC11367251 05/27/2023
COLUMBUS OH NC11371903 05/27/2023
FORT WASHAKIE WY NC11369073 05/27/2023
YUBA CITY CA NC11367214 05/25/2023
MOUNT IDA AR NC11361986 05/20/2023
BRATTLEBORO VT NC11374752 05/31/2023
BENTON HARBOR MI NC11371533 05/27/2023
PETALUMA CA NC11371537 05/27/2023
CATASAUQUA PA NC11371600 05/27/2023
EL CENTRO CA NC11371615 05/27/2023
HAMBURG PA NC11371700 05/27/2023
SAINT LOUIS MO NC11371707 05/27/2023
HAZELWOOD MO NC11371718 05/27/2023
WAUKESHA WI NC11371854 05/27/2023
GREEN BAY WI NC11371863 05/27/2023
SAINT LOUIS MO NC11371870 05/27/2023
AUSTIN TX NC11371871 05/27/2023
YUBA CITY CA NC11371908 05/27/2023
EAST HAMPTON NY NC11371909 05/27/2023
PEEKSKILL NY NC11371527 05/27/2023
PEEKSKILL NY NC11371421 05/27/2023
MACHIAS ME NC11371418 05/27/2023
SAN MATEO CA NC11371915 05/27/2023
WILLMAR MN NC11371410 05/27/2023
CUPERTINO CA NC11370120 05/27/2023
WARSAW IN NC11369259 05/27/2023
BISMARCK ND NC11369191 05/27/2023
DES MOINES IA NC11369059 05/27/2023
URBANDALE IA NC11369055 05/27/2023
DES MOINES IA NC11369050 05/27/2023
BUFFALO GROVE IL NC11368995 05/27/2023
SANTA ANA CA NC11365065 05/27/2023
CATASAUQUA PA NC11367255 05/25/2023
HAMBURG PA NC11367254 05/25/2023
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION VT NC11371417 05/27/2023
WEST CHICAGO IL NC11368968 05/27/2023
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Maintenance Mechanic:
WEST PALM BEACH FL NC11367250 05/27/2023
PONTIAC MI NC11370630 05/27/2023
MINNEAPOLIS MN NC11371348 05/27/2023
NEW YORK NY NC11370543 05/27/2023
EAGAN MN NC11369434 05/27/2023
BIRMINGHAM AL NC11369105 05/27/2023
DES MOINES IA NC11369114 05/27/2023
WICHITA KS NC11369186 05/27/2023
PHOENIX AZ NC11364942 05/27/2023
JACKSONVILLE FL NC11370197 05/27/2023
HARRISBURG PA NC11369187 05/27/2023
COLUMBUS OH NC11370181 05/27/2023
CAROL STREAM IL NC11363416 05/27/2023
BOSTON MA NC11370175 05/27/2023
BETHPAGE NY NC11371414 05/27/2023
SAINT LOUIS MO NC11371828 05/27/2023
MEMPHIS TN NC11371737 05/27/2023
MELVILLE NY NC11371742 05/27/2023
JERSEY CITY NJ NC11371729 05/27/2023
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Special! Interesting Maintenance Jobs: (may be skills required)
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Maintenance Mechanic MPE:
FARGO ND NC11371325 05/27/2023
WEST FARGO ND NC11371173 05/27/2023
COLUMBUS OH NC11370161 05/27/2023
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION NC11371671 05/27/2023
EAGAN MN NC11369373 05/27/2023
WICHITA KS NC11369179 05/27/2023
MINNEAPOLIS MN NC11371319 05/27/2023
ELK GROVE VILLAGE IL NC11370043 05/27/2023
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Building Equipment Mechanic:
FACILITY MAINTENANCE MECHANIC - MERRIFIELD VA NC11371531 05/27/2023
BELLMAWR NJ NC11368795 05/27/2023
MINNEAPOLIS MN NC11368549 05/27/2023
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General Clerk VMF:
TULSA OK NC11367091 05/24/2023
MIAMI FL NC11365300 05/30/2023
WEST PALM BEACH FL NC11365247 05/30/2023
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Tool & Parts Clerk:
MIAMI FL NC11365302 05/30/2023
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Garage Assistant:
HOUSTON TX NC11368988 05/26/2023
Electronic Technician:
BROCKTON MA NC11370302 05/27/2023
ROCHESTER NY NC11371416 05/27/2023
ELK GROVE VILLAGE IL NC11370150 05/27/2023
JACKSON MS NC11366836 05/27/2023
TRENTON NJ NC11369363 05/27/2023
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NON-Maintenance jerbs:
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SALES,SVCS/DISTRIBUTION ASSOC:
LINDEN TN NC11359072 05/18/2023
OCEAN BEACH NY NC11370230 05/27/2023
LANAI CITY HI NC11363428 05/20/2023
DAYTON TX NC11362387 05/22/2023
MEMPHIS MO NC11370238 05/29/2023
JACKMAN ME NC11367260 05/25/2023
ILIAMNA AK NC11371701 05/27/2023
CHENOA IL NC11361153 05/19/2023
BUNA TX NC11362381 05/22/2023
BOLINAS CA NC11368368 05/25/2023
PRESIDIO TX NC11360896 05/19/2023
PALACIOS TX NC11362377 05/22/2023
KOTZEBUE AK NC11371704 05/27/2023
ROCKSPRINGS TX NC11361161 05/19/2023
MILLERSBURG PA NC11370506 05/27/2023
EAGLE BUTTE SD NC11367304 05/29/2023
S YARMOUTH MA NC11370685 05/27/2023
CHARLESTON TN NC11371307 05/27/2023
BERRYVILLE AR NC11360673 05/19/2023
RANDLE WA NC11367126 05/24/2023
PECONIC NY NC11370190 05/27/2023
MARSHALL AR NC11360674 05/19/2023
ELK MOUND WI NC11369091 05/25/2023
BOW WA NC11367586 05/25/2023
BASSETT NE NC11366996 05/24/2023
ADDY WA NC11367447 05/25/2023
WEST CHATHAM MA NC11368584 05/27/2023
WEBBERVILLE MI NC11360764 05/19/2023
PONCE DE LEON FL NC11367045 05/24/2023
MARENGO IL NC11369368 05/26/2023
KETCHIKAN AK NC11373327 05/30/2023
HOMEWOOD CA NC11368364 05/25/2023
HIGHLAND MD NC11372890 05/30/2023
FLANDREAU SD NC11367252 05/25/2023
BELGIUM WI NC11366636 05/24/2023
BATH MI NC11360766 05/19/2023
LOS GATOS CA NC11368369 05/26/2023
EDGECOMB ME NC11367253 05/25/2023
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City Carrier:
OAKLAND CA NC11365498 05/28/2023
PITTSBURGH PA NC11365454 05/28/2023
AURORA CO NC11365555 05/28/2023
BARRINGTON IL NC11370311 05/29/2023
CAMBRIDGE MA NC11370380 05/27/2023
CINCINNATI OH NC11365482 05/28/2023
COLUMBUS OH NC11365496 05/28/2023
COVINGTON KY NC11371919 05/27/2023
DENVER CO NC11366882 05/28/2023
DULUTH MN NC11362480 05/30/2023
EAST PALO ALTO CA NC11368607 05/26/2023
FREMONT CA NC11370500 05/27/2023
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HOPKINS MN NC11367637 05/25/2023
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KANSAS CITY MO NC11365461 05/28/2023
LONGMONT CO NC11364941 05/30/2023
MENLO PARK CA NC11367127 05/25/2023
MINNEAPOLIS MN NC11365468 05/28/2023
MISSION KS NC11366896 05/28/2023
REDWOOD CITY CA NC11367129 05/25/2023
RICHMOND CA NC11361984 05/24/2023
RICHMOND CA NC11370511 05/27/2023
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WALTHAM MA NC11365314 05/28/2023
WATERTOWN WI NC11367306 05/24/2023
WESTMINSTER CO NC11372881 05/30/2023
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WOBURN MA NC11370383 05/27/2023
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ALBANY NY NC11370227 05/27/2023
BELMONT CA NC11366923 05/25/2023
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DENVER CO NC11365557 05/28/2023
FLORENCE KY NC11371918 05/27/2023
LAKEWOOD CO NC11366843 05/28/2023
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LOUISVILLE KY NC11365467 05/28/2023
LOWELL MA NC11370408 05/27/2023
MADISON WI NC11365493 05/28/2023
MOUNT HOREB WI NC11368738 05/26/2023
SAINT PAUL MN NC11365480 05/28/2023
SAN MATEO CA NC11367212 05/25/2023
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ASPEN CO NC11369062 05/26/2023
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BOULDER CO NC11365053 05/29/2023
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COHOES NY NC11367097 05/29/2023
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FARGO ND NC11366936 05/29/2023
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MALDEN MA NC11365310 05/28/2023
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NEWPORT KY NC11372004 05/27/2023
NORTHGLENN CO NC11366639 05/28/2023
PACIFICA CA NC11367168 05/25/2023
SAN CARLOS CA NC11367164 05/25/2023
SAN JOSE CA NC11365554 05/28/2023
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SARATOGA SPRINGS NY NC11367451 05/27/2023
SUNNYVALE CA NC11368652 05/26/2023
WATERTOWN WI NC11367220 05/24/2023
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Rural Carrier:
KNOXVILLE TN NC11372862 05/30/2023
GORHAM ME NC11370153 05/26/2023
BARRINGTON NH NC11370412 05/27/2023
BRIGHTON CO NC11372903 05/30/2023
AMERY WI NC11370225 05/26/2023
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Motor Vehicle Operator:
ALBANY NY P&DC NC11371435 05/27/2023
DVD BLDG NJ P&DC NC11371439 05/27/2023
OAKLAND CA P&DC NC11371661 05/27/2023
RALEIGH NC P&DC NC11371445 05/27/2023
SEATTLE WA P&DC NC11371654 05/27/2023
MORGAN NY P&DC NC11371442 05/27/2023
PORTLAND OR P&DC NC11371664 05/27/2023
SAN JOSE CA P&DC NC11371658 05/27/2023
SAN JUAN PR P&DC NC11371880 05/27/2023
MARGARET SELLERS P&DC NC11371651 05/27/2023
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Tractor Trailer Operator:
LANCASTER PA P&DC NC11371431 05/27/2023
NEW JERSEY NDC NC11358892 05/27/2023
NORTH READING P&DC NC11371432 05/27/2023
SPRINGFIELD NDC NC11371434 05/27/2023
MICHIGAN METROPLEX MI P&DC NC11371623 05/27/2023
SALT LAKE CITY UT P&DC NC11371617 05/27/2023
SAN FRANCISCO CA P&DC NC11371542 05/27/2023
CAROL STREAM IL P&DC NC11371705 05/27/2023
DENVER CO P&DC NC11371611 05/27/2023
KCMO MO P&DC NC11371703 05/27/2023
OAKLAND CA P&DC NC11371538 05/27/2023
SAN FRANCISCO NDC NC11371541 05/27/2023
SEATTLE WA P&DC NC11371547 05/27/2023
SEATTLE WA P&DC NC11371601 05/27/2023
TACOMA WA P&DC NC11371609 05/27/2023
DES MOINES IA P&DC NC11371702 05/27/2023
EVANSVILLE IN P&DC NC11371709 05/27/2023
DVD BLDG NJ P&DC NC11354736 05/27/2023
SYRACUSE NY P&DC NC11371433 05/27/2023
NORTHERN NJ P&DC NC11358893 05/27/2023
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No experience necessary for the laborer custodial or maintenance mechanic positions. It helps on the interview but you can surely think of maintenance related experience to relay for an interview. Based on fixing things around your house, the car etc. Always mention working safely.
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Pro tip: You can apply for any job that has an exam opening and the test is administered local to yourself. Make sure you're serious and score decently; you can turn down the job offer. Keep a physical copy of your exam score, I believe they are good for two years.
The reason is: These job postings can be posted externally at capacity for testing, meaning they will not allow you to take the exam if they have enough qualified applicants. However, if you have a test score on the books, you are a qualified applicant.
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Explanation of MVO/TTO to save time:
MVO= CDL B Can only drive box trucks on public roads, can drive anything for moves on postal property.
TTO= CDL A Can drive anything.
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USPS provides the training. (Maintenance jobs at least. TTO and management...GOOD LUCK)
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You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you. Everything but proper email usage.

Hey everyone! I’m looking for 1 more player to replace a player that dropped out. The campaign is a weekly campaign for Call of Cthulhu RPG system and Masks of Nyarlathotep module. The story is set in the real-world at the beginning of the year 1921.
 
Call of Cthulhu is a tabletop role-playing game (ttRPG) similar to Dungeons and Dragons, set in a universe inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft, a horror fiction writer from the early 20th century.
 
However, unlike D&D, Call of Cthulhu has a strong focus on horror, mystery, and the unknown. The game world is full of ancient and malevolent beings, known as the Great Old Ones, who threaten to destroy humanity and plunge the world into chaos and madness. The players take on the roles of investigators, trying to unravel mysteries and uncover the truth behind strange occurrences while facing the horrors of the unknown.
 
In Call of Cthulhu, character growth and success are not determined by increasing levels and gaining better stats, but rather through problem-solving and survival. The atmosphere of the game is tense, and the focus is on creating a sense of fear and unease in the players.
 
If any of this appeals to you, please fill out the following questionnaire and I'll respond asap.
google form link
My discord handle is mrcocopuff#9534
 
((Game is 21+ because of strong bloody descriptions of violence and gore throughout, language, some drug use and sexual references (no actual description of sexual encounters, but there may be references))
 
 

# Info

• Time: Weekly sessions on Saturdays at 1 PM EST (GMT -05).
• Duration: Sessions last 4 hours (until 5 PM EST). There will be a 30min break midway.
• Tabletop: Roll20
• Difficulty: High, a character or more will likely die.
• Communication: Discord App
• System: Call of Cthulhu 7E
• Role-playing: Role-playing will be a must. I will encourage players to role-play with each other, not just with the DM.
• Equipment: A microphone is required to talk (webcam is not required).
• Style: RP heavy, combat light, gritty/dark tone
• Numbers: 5 or 6 players. 6 players is absolute max